Marco Polo my ass!! Travelled yesterday nearly 24hrs solid from Brixton to Miami via Madrid. Iberia airlines are a disaster and they only thing they had to offer was pate on crackers -Guaranteeed to stain your pants... No drinks onbooard either.
Inflight Entertainment - The simpsons Movie. However, my earphones were broken.. and had to listen to El Barto & Senior Homer outpouring from the perfectly working earphones off Diego sitting beside me.
Woke up this morning to the sound of latino drums - annoying so turned down the tv and had a shower. No shampoo packed but never mind as this is roughin' it. Ray Mears My ass!! Forgot to pack the toothbrush..
Clipped on my fanny pack, pulled up my knee socks and went exploring. My findings after about an hour where that the yanks were exceptionally f**king stupid in these parts. After asking a local for the nearest bagel shop he found upon himself to question 'What do they sell there?'... Keeps them guns legal Mr Heston..
I've bought myself a nifty camera that will be a jewel to the latino burglar when I get there tomorrow morning. Good news is that it will be something to barter with.
