In zee zungle wit zee Germans

The jungle was master.

Ross really came to the fore, he really impressed me again by bring it to the max and giving it 120%.
I knew he was in a ¨can do¨ frame of mind when he was the first to jump into the croc infested waters within seconds of or guide informing us that it was safe to do so...
as you all know from reading my memoirs ¨Three decades in Sierra Leone fighting the genocide single handily and winning and becoming champion of the locals¨ ( available from all good bookshops and online www.spoofpublications.com) also available is my autoboigraphy ¨Bouncing Back¨.I am no stranger to foreighn lands but the thought of going in first did give me the butterflys, but not our Ross first in. ¨Back off the net¨
The second day we went hunting for Anacondas, and this is were my astoinishment turned to awe.
Ross took off in search of those Anancondas with the same gusto and boyhood curiousity as Eamon scampering down Bishop Street to the Abbey at lunch time in search of ¨news¨. Mean while I causiously stepped out the first few hundred metres Ross was a dot in the horizon. But there were no Anacondas to be had that day. It was a good day as days go.

Swimming with dolphins and crocs , piranha fishing, snake handling and finished off with a 9 side soccer match against the locals. Final score Bolivia 4 The world 1. In other scores it was Mosquitos 86 Ross 0..............absolutely destroyed you can see the pics !!
I was bite free, althogh this does not make me any better than anyone else, its just hard to penetrate steel.

The group was mostly Germans and everyone was ubber polite to start off..... but then I decided to keep it real.. real real. International dipolmacy went out the window the first morning¨with all zee tootin from zee behind hah hah¨.

Anyway good times and ¨needless to say I had the last laugh¨

Yours always

Pappa Gormo

*In no way, shape, or form has Brian ripped off any off Alan Patridges gags in this blog and any similarity or plagerism is purely coincidental aaahhhhhhhhaaaaaaa.